Title: St.Harry and his Dragon
Author: Phorcys
Pairing: H/D
Rating: G
Warning: Sickly Fluff
Disclaimer: All characters are the intellectual property of J.K Rowling, and what ever multi national company she sells the right too.
Author's note: This was meant to be a drabble for hp100 but grew too big. This is fluffy night time conversation between the two Fluff bunnies.
"Once upon a time . . .
"What does that mean ."
"It's a muggle thing, it means a long time ago."
"Oh, okay."
"There lived a dashing knight, who was sent on a quest to fight a dastardly dragon."
"What's wrong with dragons? I've know some perfectly friendly ones."
"Fine. There lived a knight who was sent on a quest to save a beautiful dragon, from a dastardly princess. All right?"
"Better."
"When he arrived at the dark, dank, cave."
"I don't like caves."
"When he arrived at the sunny, well ventilated castle. . . he found the dragon chained to a post on the tallest tower."
" I like chains."
"I know. The very handsome and super courageous knight charged the hideous princess who had imprisoned the beautiful dragon."
"Keep going."
"So the knight fought the princess and won freeing the dragon. Who as a reward to the knight promised to do anything the knight wished."
"I like the sound of that."
"So do I."
"So the knight who was really a very lucky wizard decided that what he wanted most in the world was a dragon of his very own. The dragon who turned out to be lonely, being all by himself agreed to the wizards wish, and they both lived happily ever after."
"I like that story. Do you think the Dragon was lucky too?"
"Oh I'm sure of it. In fact, I think he's lucky all the time."
August 13 2006, 16:10:16 UTC 5 years ago
August 13 2006, 16:18:53 UTC 5 years ago
it seemed as if the storyteller switched half way through though. I know it was Harry but when it said "Oh I'm sure of it. In fact, I think he's lucky all the time"
Why would Harry tell Draco he was lucky to have him, it seems more approprriate for Draco to say it.
excellent job anyway!
August 13 2006, 21:38:20 UTC 5 years ago
Thanks
August 13 2006, 16:59:50 UTC 5 years ago
August 13 2006, 19:16:00 UTC 5 years ago
August 13 2006, 21:40:23 UTC 5 years ago
Thanks
August 14 2006, 07:46:57 UTC 5 years ago
Please allow me to translate it
Hi, this is so lovely.I totally agree with you that they cannot fuck like bunnies all days. Please allow me to translate it into Chinese to share it with more HD lovers.
My email is xiongyinglx@msn.com.
August 14 2006, 14:51:19 UTC 5 years ago
St.Harry and his Dragon
Ha ha ha ha. Great! And Harry gets the dragon;)August 14 2006, 21:37:00 UTC 5 years ago
Re: St.Harry and his Dragon
Of course he gets the dragon, who else would put up with fire burns in the carpet.August 16 2006, 23:07:41 UTC 5 years ago
"I know..."
bwahahaha. That was really funny but sweet, you know, in a twisted sort of way. :)
August 25 2006, 10:59:22 UTC 5 years ago
"Better."
That's so perfectly cute!